Well, I knew it was just a matter of time before something someone else posted on my website would draw criticism. I mean, hell, nothing I say could ever be construed as offensive, inflammatory or libelous, right?

I just want to take this opportunity to thank the anonymous, mouth-breathing, chickens*#t, infantile jagoff commie pinko bastard who thought it proper to post an open classified ad on my site stating a certain reporter, by name no less, doesn't pay their bills. More importantly, my already spam-choked inbox would like to thank you, for now, as a direct result of your desire to pee in the pool in which the rest of us routinely swim, I have to approve every ad that gets submitted, lest I get my ass sued for your slanderous comments. After pulling a depo double-header, one of which included doctor and counsel comparing notes about scrotal injury -- yes, I said "scrotal injury" -- cases past and present, I didn't relish having to come home and clean up your mess.

I've often thought how great it would be to have an online database of deadbeat attorneys, and I'm sure many of you scopists would like to know if the reporter who just sent you a 300-page Turkish urologist is also going to send you a check at some point down the road; but there's just no way to substantiate the claims, so I've quelled the urge to get into that sordid business. Don't drag me into it against my will!!!

"Let nobody speak mischief of anybody." -- Plato