Clark's got nothing on me...

Finally got around to doing the family vacation thing this weekend. Went to the Texas Hill Country and played in the Guadalupe River. Then I made the heinous miscalculation that we could fit the Schlitterbahn water park into the way home on Sunday. At times like these, I find it best to express my feelings in haiku:

Schlitterbahn, I would
rather have my scrotum nailed
to a ceiling fan



My wife concurs and adds that "left breast" is a valid substitution.